It Doesn’t Do Wood, but It Does Do Drafts
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff
No, it’s not a four pound plush sonic screwdriver. Well, it is. It’s just that it’s not for cuddling. It’s for throwing at the bottom of your door to keep the draft out.
Okay, it’s for cuddling, I know y’all are gonna cuddle it, so why even pretend.
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