Siri Chats With 1966 Chatbot ELIZA, Has Manic Therapy Session

What do you do with an advanced, voice-activated chatbot system that can help you search the web, call people, compose text, and generally organize your life? You have it talk to another chatbot, duh. That’s what you do if you’re Jordan Mechner, creator of Prince of Persia, who sat down with the iPhone 4S app Siri and had it chat with a somewhat older program, ELIZA. You do that, and then you post it on your blog.

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If you’re unfamiliar, ELIZA is chat program from way back in 1966. As you might expect, ELIZA is fairly uncomplicated and makes up for its simplicity by responding in the fashion of a Rogerian pyschotherapist, that stereotypical “and how does that make you feel?” sort of way. As a result, the converstation reads a little bit like a therapy session, ELIZA trying to get to the bottom of things while Siri manically goes off to search the web and look for hotels. It’s almost touching how if Siri states she can’t do something, ELIZA will ask if she even tried. Too bad Siri is too distracted to answer.

ELIZA: Hello, I am Eliza.

SIRI: Hi.

E: How are you today? What would you like to discuss?

S: I’m fine. Thanks for asking.

E: How long have you been fine. Thanks for asking?

S: Hmm… Let me think…

E: Do you doubt you?

S: I found three hotels matching “W” fairly close to you.

E: Oh…?

S: With whom would you like to speak?

E: You’re not really talking about me, are you?

S: Should I look for businesses by that name?

E: I don’t care about names. Please go on.

At this point, an incoming call interrupts the conversation. Several minutes elapse before Siri returns.

E: I can’t help you if you will not chat with me.

S: I suppose you can’t.

E: Oh… can’t?

S: Sorry, I can’t provide maps and directions in Canada.

E: Have you tried?

S: I can’t answer that. But I could search the web for it, if you like.

E: Perhaps you can now answer that. But you could search the web for it, if me like?

S: Searching the web for “it if me like.”

E: What does that suggest to you?

Siri produces a series of Google search results. Top result:

S: “…If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.”

E: You’re not really talking about me, are you?

S: I’m not, huh?

E: How long have you been not, huh?

Siri, interpreting the response as “How old is Wolfram/Alpha?” performs a calculation.

S: OK, here you go: 890.1 days.

E: Tell me more.

S: Sorry, I don’t understand “Tell me more.”

E: Does that trouble you?

S: Let me think.

E: Do you really think so?

S: OK… how about a web search for “Does that trouble you”?

E: We were discussing you, not me.

S: If you say so.

E: Oh… say so?

S: Calling José Fuentes, mobile.

(via Jordan Mechner)

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