Seuss Army Knife
If you are a good sort of fashionable geek
Who spends any hours in quest of the chic,
I think you will find it not likely to hurt
If you were to invest in this bright blue T-shirt.
On the front of this shirt is a tool of great use,
inspired, of course, by the good Dr. Seuss:
A butter-toast net, an umbrella for rain,
and a loop so that it might hang from your keychain.
There is one last thing about this piece of clothing:
It will only be made if it wins in the voting.
So if this is a shirt you would like to put on
You should get yourself over to Threadless.com.
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