Seuss Army Knife

If you are a good sort of fashionable geek

Who spends any hours in quest of the chic,

I think you will find it not likely to hurt

If you were to invest in this bright blue T-shirt.

On the front of this shirt is a tool of great use,

inspired, of course, by the good Dr. Seuss:

A butter-toast net, an umbrella for rain,

and a loop so that it might hang from your keychain.

There is one last thing about this piece of clothing:

It will only be made if it wins in the voting.

So if this is a shirt you would like to put on

You should get yourself over to Threadless.com.

(via Neatorama.)