Feminist activist pushes liberal LGBTQ agenda in armed forces. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/g1A8ePLyMr
— Jesse Gates (@decadent_creed) April 6, 2017
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is bad at his job for several reasons, including that his boss is a nonsense person who regularly says and does things for which there is no defense. That doesn’t stop him from trying, though, and when he’s not making Holocaust comparisons that result in calls for his firing, he weaves plenty of nonsense of his own to defend the indefensible. Naturally, the Internet has run with that.
#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots has resulted in tons of jokes mashing up our favorite movies with Spicer’s personal brand of bullshit, but the ones where he defends a movie’s villain—either directly or by discrediting the movie’s hero—have an eerily true-to-life ring to them.
Look, I don’t get why the focus is on the return of Voldemort when the focus should be on Harry Potter skipping class#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Manthony (@matanunpa) April 6, 2017
“Visionary billionaire fights off dangerous, undocumented alien” pic.twitter.com/9vfvcASsA8
— The Kenn Leandre (@kennleandre) April 8, 2017
Nasty woman joins radical muslim terrorist group to undermine lawful rule of robots making America great again. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/rXaD5q8qei
— Jesse Gates (@decadent_creed) April 6, 2017
The real story here is that previous administration officials are stealing and leaking classified info to terrorists.#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/VKl4N5xy0J
— Max S (@MaxxxtheKnife) April 6, 2017
Omg!! I’m loving #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots tweets… ROFL… pic.twitter.com/w3t5pyI82x
— DEVYANI RAO (@RAODEVYANI) April 6, 2017
“Liberal elitist professor Indiana Jones prevents great leader from using the Ark to make his country Great Again!” #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Steve G (@cat_guy_steve) April 6, 2017
This ‘kid’ was radicalized by a dangerous cleric and blew up a military installation. We need a Jedi ban. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/OrCf3uoYDc
— House of the Dread (@HouseoftheDread) April 6, 2017
#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
Erin Brickovich was a pot stirrer, she leaked classified information. The energy company had the right to profit.— Holly Beam (@Holly4humanity) April 6, 2017
A misunderstood holiday enthusiast challenges long held beliefs of how gift giving should work #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/yG1bHcsc2v
— Chris O’Brien (@bigdweeb) April 6, 2017
We have reports a school kid aided and abetted a highly dangerous illegal alien #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/sbtRkGeS3B
— yelkcub (@yelkcub) April 6, 2017
And then, of course, there are the other Spicey flavors like blaming the opposition:
The boat was perfectly sized, they just needed a smaller shark #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/Z0aNj6jhyd
— craig Resurrection (@craigflynn1) April 5, 2017
Blaming the media:
We never called it unsinkable. That was your word! #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/ICFWdK4DeE
— President Bannon (@POTUSteveBannon) April 6, 2017
And finally, blaming President Obama:
The fatal flaw in the Deathstar was due to poor oversight during the Obama administration.#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/zWJ9qezkek
— David Yankovich (@DavidYankovich) April 6, 2017
(via Someecards, image: Warner Bros.)
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