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Trump wants America to ‘run’ Venezuela for a while and explore its vast oil reserves following the capture of Nicolás Maduro
Not everyone is happy with Donald Trump capturing Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro in the recent attacks, but he doesn’t appear to care. Amidst ongoing protests from influential figures claiming that Trump’s actions to remove Maduro were unjust and illegal, Trump insists that the United States and his administration will “run” Venezuela until a “safe, proper, […]
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Adam Kinzinger wants to broker a deal with the Venezuelan military to put María Corina Machado in power
Among the people raising alarm bells against Donald Trump’s capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro is longtime Trump critic Adam Kinzinger. On January 4, 2025, the former United States Representative took to X (formerly Twitter) to voice his opinions on the matter, including what he would like to see happen to the country in the […]
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Donald Trump praises his son's ability to, uh, turn on a laptop
President Donald Trump recently stumbled upon a puzzle that left him genuinely baffled: How does a laptop that’s been turned off… turn back on? The answer to this Scooby-Doo-level mystery, according to what he told Fox News recently, lies with his youngest son Barron’s “unbelievable” tech prowess. During a recent interview with Fox News host […]
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Republicans Continue to Try to Reference 'Parks and Recreation' and Fail
Not an insult to be compared to Leslie Knope!
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'The First Shadow' Play Is Unfortunately Really Important to the Finale of 'Stranger Things'
Do you need to get a Broadway ticket?
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'The Pitt' Season 2 Review: A Fiery Sophomore Season to the Best Doctor Show on Television
5/5 trauma rooms
Our doctors return on January 8th.
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‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra
Nothing says 'leader of the free world' like official government accounts using schoolyard threats to celebrate a kidnapping.
Everyone thought the “MAGA” era was the peak of political branding-turned-personality-disorder. But the official White House social media team has a fresh bucket of cringe for you to swallow. We now have to tolerate “FAFO.” On January 3, 2026, the rest of the world was busy processing the news that the U.S. had just kidnapped […]
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Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran
Cheering on destabilization of entire regions like a fun afternoon hobby for Musk.
If you thought Elon Musk only pickles his brain in “anti-woke” discourse on social media, think again. Our favorite billionaire free speech absolutist has decided his next project is fueling imperial takeovers by Marco Rubio. Elon Musk seems to have a lot of free time for a man supposedly running five companies. In a move […]
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Stephen Colbert would like to change bodies with Donald Trump for a hilarious reason
In the last couple of months, writer, comedian, and talk show host Stephen Colbert has emerged as one of the most vocal critics of Donald Trump and his administration. Especially after his government almost got his show cancelled at the beginning of this year, Colbert has been as ferocious as ever in his criticism of […]
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