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'Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom': Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

Musk’s “free speech absolutism” has always come with conditions.

By KopalJan 19th

Elon Musk has spent years branding himself as a free speech absolutist. On Thursday, he demonstrated exactly how conditional that belief really is. The tech guy is bored, so he wants his president boss to invoke the Insurrection Act for fun. Great America, here we are. On Jan. 15, an X account named “Insurrection Barbie” […]
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Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can't even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

He just abandoned her like that.

By KopalJan 19th

Donald Trump stood in front of the press and talked for minutes about the Nobel Peace Prize he just received. But he never once managed to name Maria Corina Machado. The president is never beating the dementia/Alzheimer’s allegations. On Friday, reporters asked Trump what he planned to do with the Nobel medal he had received […]
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After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

Everyone should probably stop drinking whole milk right away.

By KopalJan 19th

Just when it seemed like the government had exhausted every possible way to make milk strange, the White House escalated. We now have Donald Trump as a milkman and a new GOP slogan: “Make Whole Milk Great Again.” Sorry, what was wrong with that earlier? After the USDA’s baffling “milk mustache” edit of Trump, the […]
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Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

Miller really thought she did something.

By KopalJan 19th

Timing is everything. And on January 17, Katie Miller managed to pick the worst possible moment to post a joke about “extra ICE.” Miller logged onto X, snapped a Starbucks photo, and decided irony was appropriate. It wasn’t. Katie Miller, a vocal defender of hardline immigration enforcement, clearly thought she was being cute on January […]
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French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

The EU never had to use it before.

By KopalJan 19th

The world thought trade wars between the United States and its allies were relics of the past. However, Trump then threw another tantrum about Denmark not selling him Greenland and announced tariffs on European countries. Macron’s response? Anti-coercion Instrument. On Jan. 17, Trump announced a 10% tariff on imports from eight European countries. This includes […]
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