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Woman from Boston was watching a movie with her son. Then, he asked a suspicious question: ‘When is Dada going to kill me?’
Bank teller has bad news for anyone who gave their savings account an embarrassing nickname
Oklahoma phlebotomist gets stalked by a psych ward patient for weeks, then he escaped and she sees his pill bottles on her windshield
A stranger leaned in and loudly sniffed a woman’s back in Target’s kitchen aisle. Security later told her, ‘He’s in custody’
Woman passes airport security with no problem. Minutes later, TSA agents are on the hunt for her because of her ‘own fault’

Happening Now

Trump Just Pulled the Rug Out From Under Thousands of Federal Workers With a Shocking New Executive Order

Restoring accountability?

By Terrina JairajJun 4th

Trump tried something similar during his first term with a plan called Schedule F.
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Bipartisan Trust Crumbles as Critics Blast President for Placing an Inexperienced Loyalist in Control of National Security Secrets

When loyalty trumps qualifications.

By Terrina JairajJun 4th

Democratic senator Chris Murphy has raised alarms about Pulte’s record of using private information for political gain.
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Benjamin Netanyahu Scrambles to Contain the Chaos After a Private Phone Call With Donald Trump Turns Hostile

Not aligned.

By Terrina JairajJun 4th

Trump said he was "a little bit perturbed" by Netanyahu’s aggressive stance toward Lebanon.
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LA Man Enters a Multiverse of His Romantic Partners as Soon as He Steps Outside With his Girlfriend for Ice Cream: ‘Nightmare Rotation’

By KopalJun 4th

LA man takes his girlfriend out for ice cream and keeps spotting his past romantic partners as they keep going.
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'Widow's Bay' Tackles the Funniest Thing About Michael Myers

By Rachel LeishmanJun 4th

Watching the Halloween films made one thing clear to me: Michael Myers doesn’t really have a great strategy to killing people. I have never seen him kill anyone on a staircase. And no, the landing of a staircase doesn’t count. But now Widow’s Bay has their own “Boogeyman” and he’s…just as hilariously impractical. Episode 8 […]
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Happening Now

The New 'Supergirl' Trailer Highlights The Differences Between Kara & Her Cousin

Oh, hi Clark.

By Leah Marilla ThomasJun 3rd

Not all Kryptonians are alike, even in the same family.
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Disturbing New Details Reveal the Specific Political Litmus Tests Being Used to Purge the FBI

Loyalty over performance.

By Terrina JairajJun 3rd

Former FBI agents have launched a support group for employees who’ve been fired or targeted under Patel’s leadership.
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Despite Mounting Evidence of Systemic Failure, Trump’s Border Czar Doubles Down on Controversial Facility

Rising unrest.

By Terrina JairajJun 3rd

Homan has called the allegations false and blamed Democratic lawmakers for fueling the chaos.
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‘Meritocracy Reigns Supreme’: Chaos Ensues at the War Department After Officials Confirm Seven Navy Careers Have Been Suddenly Derailed

Lack of transparency.

By Terrina JairajJun 3rd

Hegseth claims he’s correcting years of “gender and demographic engineering” that undermined military effectiveness.
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Deepfake Turns A Harrowing Eye Towards Personal Identity At Tribeca [EXCLUSIVE CLIP]

By Teresia GrayJun 3rd

Deepfake is premiering at Tribeca this week, and The Mary Sue has an exclusive clip from the new film! Filmmaker Matt Eames is bringing Deepfake to Tribeca on June 6th. In this new feature, Jessica DiGiovanni plays Jane. She is a millennial who after a heroin breakup hires a team of Gen Z consultants to […]
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