The controversial fast-food chain Chick-fil-A is launching a streaming platform that literally no one asked for.

Let's give it up for one of the most misogynist gaming companies in existence: Game Science.

MY BEAUTIFUL BOY IS COMING

Okay, who else is here for Baby Shelob?

That's a relief!

Why must Netflix toy with us like this!?

This certainly was a choice.

We were all blessed, however, to finally have one answer, thanks to her "I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" music video.

The 'we go high' era is officially (finally!) over.

We need to open the schools!