One day in office and Zohran Mamdani has already pushed an annoying criminal out of New York City
If this is what Mamdani day one looks like, New York might be just fine.
Zohran Mamdani hadn’t even finished his first day as NYC’s Mayor, and New Yorkers already received the most satisfying news. The city’s disgrace, George Santos, has left town.
Yes, we’ve all been waiting for that news. The disgraced former Republican congressman who was expelled for a blizzard of lies is not in NYC anymore. On January 1, Santos proudly announced on X, “I am officially no longer a New York City resident.” He framed it as a principled stand. But the internet heard it as a public service.
This exit was months in the making. Back in October, Santos warned that if Mamdani won the mayoralty, New York would become “very dangerous.” He said he couldn’t raise a family under such conditions. In a melodramatic, self-centered, and deeply unserious post, he wrote:
“Sadly, it seems that my family and I will be departing the city I’ve called home my entire life. NYC will become a very dangerous place to live in if we elect mayor Mamdani and that is a risk I am unwilling to take now that I want to start growing my family.”
Santos announced his leave, and nobody is sad
Santos followed through, leaving behind the city he once represented and lied about representing. But for the residents, it was just a convicted fraudster quietly declaring residency elsewhere. If anything, it was a moment of celebration. And social media responded accordingly.
“The New York rat problem is fixed then,” one user hilariously wrote. Another called it “starting the year with some good news.” A third asked, not unfairly, whether Santos was tweeting from prison or if he was not in yet. To be clear, Mamdani didn’t deport Santos. There was no executive order titled Operation Bye George. Santos chose to go, which somehow makes it funnier.
After years of claiming he embodied New York values, he finally decided the city wasn’t for him. And what was the trigger? A democratic socialist running on affordability, expanded social services, and taxing the ultra-wealthy. There’s also an irony Santos seemed to miss. He wasn’t driven out by crime or chaos. He left because voters rejected him.
New Yorkers instead elected a mayor who ran explicitly against political grifters, corporate capture, and performative outrage. And that was the very ecosystem Santos thrived in. So, he had to find himself another turf. Mamdani’s first day didn’t magically fix housing, transit, or inequality. But it did leave New York with one less fraudster and one less liar. And he didn’t even have to lift a finger.
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