Monday Cute: We Wish This Chameleon a Safe Journey on Its Quest to End Evil
Chameleons are fun cause they’ll grab anything you give them. pic.twitter.com/aTJ2Abjrs4
— Emma Ward (@Emma_The_Ward) August 17, 2017
I learned something this past week: chameleons will grab anything you hand them. If you’ve ever seen a chameleon, then you know that they’ve got some cute feets, which are articulated enough to allow them to climb up impossibly thin branches and the like. They’re adorable as hell, too, and they just get even more so if you hand them tiny weapons.
I mean, look at this lovely, scaly cutie. I don’t know what quest they could possibly be going on, but if you’re sporting a short sword, a battle axe, and a sword that looks like it’s right out of Neon Genesis Evangelion, then you know they didn’t come to play. They came to do business, you know what I mean?
Anyway, now I’m wondering: Who sent this chameleon on this quest? What kind of retribution are they after? If they are indeed a karma chameleon, then what type of justice are they after? From which poor reptile (or mammal!) must it extract its pound of flesh?
Well I got just a tiny bit carried away with this. pic.twitter.com/rXATGbOk9x
— Stephanie Haught 🔮 (@smh1589) August 17, 2017
OH MAN, AND LOOK AT THEIR FLYING SQUIRREL ALLY!
My Flying squirrels : ) pic.twitter.com/mhLoTrnoIi
— むぎごはん飼育員＠SCP財団 (@SCP_DrMugimeshi) August 18, 2017
Okay, yes. Yes to all of this.
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