Who Needs the New MacBook Air When You Can Have a MacBook Earth, Water, or Fire?

Riffing on the all-but-confirmed reports that Apple will be rolling out a new 11.6-inch MacBook Air at their press announcement this afternoon — Engadget says it’ll have a 2.13GHz Intel Core 2 Duo with a 2.33GHz option, 2 GB of memory, no optical drive, a single-button trackpad, and a smaller footprint than the current MacBook Air, but with the same thickness — DVICE has mocked up some more clever elemental MacBooks.

There are two and only two possible quips to make here:

1. Where’s MacBook Heart?

2. By our powers combined, etc.

(DVICE)