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The Best Thing You Made From Two Lighters Today

You’ve seen those crappy disposable lighters and probably thought that once they were out of fluid there was no sense in keeping them. You probably even threw them away without a second thought. But little did you know that with a little elbow grease, you could have had an awesome little motorcycle! And here you’ve been, throwing away perfectly good tiny motorcycle material like an idiot. For shame.

Just follow these “simple” instructions, and before you know it you’ll have a hog rally on your desk. Remember kids, there’s treasure everywhere; it just takes a Chinese website to find it.

Now, these instructions have been around for a while, but we’re not sure of their origin. The earliest posting seems to come from 2006, but they could be even older. Our thanks to the singular genius who came up with this.

Oh, and be sure to exercise some common sense safety while building these. Tiny motorcycles are cool, but not worth burning your eyebrows off.

(tt.mop via Reddit via Gizmodo)

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