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Relive the Campy ’80s with this Knight Rider Car Charger

Just don't hassle the Hoff.

Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of one whose phone is low on battery. You: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of finding a power outlet, a USB port, a battery pack, in a world of apps who operate only to suck your battery dry.

If you, like me, still want your very own Knight Industries Two Thousand, then you are probably way too nostalgic for that beloved brainchild of the ’80s, Knight Rider. But ThinkGeek is okay with that, because they’ve got a neat car charger that turns your cigarette lighter power port into a talking KITT module. That’s right, you can have Mr. Feeny KITT talk to you about making pit stops while you charge your phone. Rad, no?

You know what’d be better than this, though? A HOFF9000. That’d be the only real way to feel like a true survivor while you’re driving your car. But if you hassle the Hoff…

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(via The Daily Dot)

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