We live in a time of wonders. People can communicate wirelessly from nearly anywhere on the planet, can fly from Asia to Austin in a day, and can buy a bride from a website.
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Why then must we dispense ketchup as we have done for centuries? With our superior human intellect and mastery of the mechanical, can we not do something about the plight of millions who must squeeze ketchup over their own food? Can we not join hands, and with one voice demand that science give us a mechanical contrivance for the dispensing of delicious hot-dog toppings?
Actually, we might have to wait a while on that one.
(Urlesque via The Daily What)
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