Jörg Sprave Unveils the Artillery Slingshot [Video]

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Jörg Sprave is back and he’s here to tell us that he has laid aside childish things. Machete slingshots, sawblade slingshots, iPhone slingshots; these were but toys that must be put away to make room for his latest masterpiece. Friends, I’d like you to meet the 220-pound artillery slingshot. Wheel mounted with variable height adjustment, Sprave’s latest is easily his best creation. And what better way to show it off than to shoot the ever-lovin’ hell out of an economy car?

In case you were wondering who this mastermind of the slingshot is when he’s not creating hand-made atrillery, a little Internet sleuthing will reveal that he’s the CEO of a video editing company. I was hoping for ancient German aristocracy, tinkering away in the garden workshop located on his sprawling ancestral lands, but this works just as well. Hats off to you, Herr Sprave. You are a hero.

(via Hack A Day)


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