Human-Shaped Shower Too Disturbing for Human Usage

By “human-shaped”, we mean “shaped like the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”

Hubert Rieber’s Aquanatass human-shaped shower is only available in Switzerland and the United Arab Emirates, but that isn’t far enough away for us.

Our feelings on this can be summed up by the following handy chart:

Augh!

To cap off the weirdness, the shower’s website includes the following poem, for some reason:

Water carries secrets.

Water imparts its energy and knowledge to us.

Water unites us.

I am not alone.

I engage in dialogue with my shower sculpture.

I entrust it with my secrets.

It gives me warmth and inspiration.

It listens to me.

It gives me answers.

It gives me a feeling of freedom.

It gives me energy.

It makes me feel happy.

It lets me dream.

It gives me a sense of security.

Aquanatass – showering together.

(via DVICE)