Skip to main content

One Time When Apparating Inside Hogwarts Would Really Come In Handy [VIDEO]

There's An Apparate For That

Look, we all know J.K. Rowling left out one very important aspect in her Harry Potter novels – horny teenagers. They exist and spending all year at a school with other horny teenagers, I find it hard to believe no funny business went down. They aren’t immune just because they’re wizards you know!

We have to take issue with one aspect of this video by Wrock band Not Literally though. How the hell did that Gryffindor get into the Slytherin girls’ dorm? That’s totally not allowed as witnessed by Harry and Ron in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Unless that particular enchantment is specifically for only Gryffindor girls, in which case, our minds have created a slew of new fanfic.

(via Topless Robot)

Have a tip we should know? [email protected]

Filed Under:

Follow The Mary Sue:

Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” ( She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."