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The Shake Weight is Dead, Long Live the Free Flexor

Just when the Internet was able to get images of popular workout device the Shake Weight out of its collective head, the Free Flexor arrives to resume the innuendo-drenched assault on your sensibilities. Using something called “circular strength technology” the large, red spheres of the Free Flexor apparently makes your muscles contract a whole lot. Which I guess is helpful.

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There is every possibility that this is fake — the website looks shifty enough to go either way — but the video for the product will not leave you wanting. Except possibly wanting a cigarette. Or a shower. Or to throw your computer out the window. Read on below!

(via Geekologie)

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