Dragon Age: The Musical Is Everything A Templar Fangirl Could Possibly Need

My heart.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned playing Dragon Age, it’s that ladies can’t resist the allure of a tortured-yet-charmingly-sarcastic blond Templar. Here, we see Alistair and Cullen having a musical face-off (Into the Woods-style) about who is more charmingly tortured. As one YouTube commenter points out, a Lyrium-addicted Cullen telling Alistair that he “knows nothing of madness” makes a heck of a lot of sense. Plus, shirtlessness.

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.