Draco Malfoy Actor Tom Felton Was Sorted Into a House Other Than Slytherin on Pottermore
You think you’re so cool ’cause you’re Slytherin Seeker. You’re only that good ’cause you’re a dirty cheater. A DIRTY CHEATER WHO ISN’T ACTUALLY A SLYTHERIN!!!!
That is just the best thing that could have happened ever. J.K. Rowling then felt compelled to add: