First Poster of Christina Ricci in Lizzie Borden Took an Axe

Well, it certainly looks like Lifetime will not be focusing on the ambiguities of the trial of Lizzie Borden, but I’m not sure what I expected. And look, I like a good dark pun as much as the next person, probably more, but “bury the hatchet?” That’s not even as good as “Don’t axe questions. Just watch it.” because at least the latter has the good sense to be lame enough that it’s obvious the person who wrote it knew it was lame.

(via Entertainment Weekly.)

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