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SNL’s Colin Jost skewers Trump with a sly jab after RFK Jr.’s bizarre declaration of an ‘end to the war on protein’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Kopal Jan 20th
Trump’s Greenland fantasy crushed as a Greenland politician declares the territory can’t be bought by his white-powered cronies

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Crybaby Donald Trump now pitching his Greenland invasion idea to Norway’s PM, with a ‘prize’ as the cherry on top

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
In a stunning display of self-sabotage, Kristi Noem contradicts her own agency’s stats and ends up looking ridiculous on air

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Donald Trump hands out another pardon, and surprise, surprise — it stinks of bribes and MAGA loyalty

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
‘Greatest con artist’: Donald Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles were apparently made in China, and made him a $6.8 million profit

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘Because the Chief is in the Epstein Files’: Donald Trump announces tariffs for opposing his Greenland ‘acquisition’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Leaked recording of Trump and Macron shows Trump cared less about Ukraine and Russia and more about Nobel Prize bragging rights

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Canadian PM Mark Carney just admitted to assisting Greenland in the future against America’s aggressive acquisition efforts

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

By Kopal Jan 20th
Karoline Leavitt stuffs her face with Mexican food after railing against immigrants all year — guess bigotry makes you hungry

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
‘Has anyone checked the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago?’: Stephen Colbert torches Trump for dragging his feet on the Epstein Files

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
Trump’s Secretary claims $3 can buy a full meal — chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, plus ‘something else’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
Trump is dreaming of becoming the Venezuela’s dictator, and his Truth Social post is proof

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Kopal Jan 19th
Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Kopal Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

By Kopal Jan 19th