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It’s Not Mudder’s Milk, But It’ll Do

i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

Sadly, this is not actual Firefly beer. It’s just an expensive t-shirt with a logo. But the upside of a t-shirt is that no one can offer it to you in a bowl, jam some flowers on your head, dance with you, and marry you with it.

And then try to kill you and your crew.

T-shirts: The Mary Sue’s anti-drug.

(RedBubble via That’s Nerdalicious!

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