It’s Not Mudder’s Milk, But It’ll Do
i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you
Sadly, this is not actual Firefly beer. It’s just an expensive t-shirt with a logo. But the upside of a t-shirt is that no one can offer it to you in a bowl, jam some flowers on your head, dance with you, and marry you with it.
And then try to kill you and your crew.
T-shirts: The Mary Sue’s anti-drug.