Each Bottle of This Beer is Apparently Infused with Pure Awesome

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Most beer commercials these days focus on the pure water and exotic ingredients that go into their brews, and as a beer snob I can appreciate that. But few beer makers could possibly match what allegedly goes into each bottle of Hahn. Kung-fu movies, beer-filled fiberglass pumas, and jacked-up DeLoreans are, apparently, used to infuse the beer with an essence of badassitude unparalleled by any other.

I’d never heard of this beer until today, and odds are its probably mediocre, but I’ll be searching for it tonight.

(via Reddit)


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