In this completely legitimate and not in the least bit sketchy video, Anonymous has announced that on December 21, 2012, they will be taking our most precious social networks, Myspace and Friendster, to name but two. This video was released today by Anonymous himself, who appears to actually be YouTube user JeffKallaus. Guys, this totally has a picture of the Anonymous question mark guy, text-to-speech synthesis, and like, it’s on YouTube. Let’s all take this incredibly, incredibly seriously and start freaking out. My Friendster, man, how am I supposed to get by without my Friendster?!
- Does this remind you of anything? Something involving Facebook maybe?
- Or maybe something involving the Mexican cartel?
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