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Terrifying New American Horror Story Promo Needs to Cut It Out With the Clowns, I Swear to God

No. NO. Hell no. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not.

We don’t cover a lot of American Horror Story here—drop us a comment if you’d like that to change, by the way, because we’re always open to hearing what our readers want to see more of—but if I had to be psychologically scarred by this Freak Show promo, then so do you. Jesus, I’m shaking!

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Because I’m not completely heartless, there are some cute dog gifs after the cut. I think we could all use them after that.

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(via TVLine)

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