Terrifying New American Horror Story Promo Needs to Cut It Out With the Clowns, I Swear to God

No. NO. Hell no. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not.

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We don’t cover a lot of American Horror Story here—drop us a comment if you’d like that to change, by the way, because we’re always open to hearing what our readers want to see more of—but if I had to be psychologically scarred by this Freak Show promo, then so do you. Jesus, I’m shaking!

Because I’m not completely heartless, there are some cute dog gifs after the cut. I think we could all use them after that.

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(via TVLine)

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