Bravo’s Biggest Star Is Being Mistaken For Jeffrey Epstein On Social Media

The sheer horror of the most recent Jeffery Epstein info dump is hard to read.
Not only are some of the acts being described beyond vile, but the sheer scale of what has been released is near impossible to comprehend (even though there are still terrabytes held back by Trump’s DOJ). As a result of this disorganized and substantial data drop, which some believe is an attempt by the administration to confuse and obfuscate those seeking to get justice for victims, there are people being hounded despite their presence in the files being perfectly innocent. And then, there are some people catching flack without even appearing in them.
Real Housewives host and producer Andy Cohen is one such person. Because of what is barely a passing resemblance to the disgraced financier, some more out-there social media accounts are claiming that his recent Super Bowl Nerds ad is a signal from elites that they don’t care about the outrage. In a rare win for what passes for moderation on X, the top Reader Context comment is the dry: “This man is Andy Cohen, this is just how he looks.”
It could be argued that a more pressing sign of elites not caring that their global child sex trafficking and money laundering ring was exposed is that most continue to live their pampered lives. One famous friend of Epstein who is mentioned over a thousand times in the files even remains in a very visible position of power. Another, who was asking about the “wildest parties” on the sex trafficker’s infamous island, is now claiming he will pay the legal fees for those who speak “the truth” about Epstein.
Meanwhile, Cohen has had heat placed on him simply because he might pass for Epstein, if the person identifying him was squinting and possibly a little drunk. Sadly, when clicks and witchhunts are all that matter, this sort of thing will continue to happen. Or maybe the elites did decide to use him as a pawn by hiring him for a candy commercial—it would be far from the most bizarre thing that’s been revealed about them this week.
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