Will April make it to ‘Nado number 4? YOU DECIDE! VOTE now using #AprilLives OR #AprilDies! #Sharknado3 pic.twitter.com/4vU8sIrCxR
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 23, 2015
There is nothing in life you can count on except death, taxes, and escalating Sharknadoes.
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No premiered last night, and was followed swiftly by the (obvious) news that we’ve also got a Sharknado 4 to look forward to/polish our chainsaws in preparation for. (Incidentally, I appreciate that SyFy has begun abbreviating Sharknado to just “‘Nado.” Sharknadoes are now so commonplace in the SyFy universe that they’ve usurped shark-free tornadoes as the ‘nado default.)
As SyFy’s tweet explains, Sharknado 4 comes with an online fan campaign to decide the fate of Tara Reid’s character, April. Have fun playing God, I guess, everyone? (But be nice to Tara Reid, please. She gets an unjust amount of hate compared to her equally washed-up male co-stars.)
What did you think of last night’s sharks? Would you shark again? Feel free to share all your thoughts on yesterday’s nonsense in the comments below (but beware of shark-spoilers if you haven’t watched yet).
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