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Chuck Palahniuk Shares a Kids Version of Fight Club

I am Jack's poopy diaper.
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Published: Jun 23, 2015 03:54 pm

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We shouldn’t have to say it, but here it is: Fight Club isn’t for kids. Neither is its comic-based sequel, Fight Club 2. There. Now that that’s said, here’s a totally real kids version of Fight Club as read by the man himself, Chuck Palahniuk. Thanks for getting this together, Mashable.

Now. Let’s all go start a… Horsin’ Around Club, was it?

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