Benedict #Chocobatch Gets Eaten in a UK Shopping Mall

Benedict Cumbersnack? Candybatch? Candysnack?

Teresa Jusino

Published: Apr 8, 2015 05:15 pm

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I love Benedict Cumberbatch. I also love chocolate. Do you know what I love more than both those things, though? BEING SANITARY.

UKTV decided to perform The Chocolate Cumberbatch Temptation Experiment, in which they created a life-sized statue of Benedict Cumberbatch made entirely out of chocolate, then left it in the middle of a busy UK shopping mall just to see what would happen to it. In less than a minute on the Cumberwatch, Cumberbabes started licking the damn thing!

Keep in mind – this chocolate statue is standing unwrapped in the middle of a mall. But I guess the thought of getting one’s tongue anywhere on Cumberbatch’s body, chocolate or otherwise, was too much for some people to resist. I’m looking at you, lady:

cumbersnack

(via Death and Taxes)

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Teresa Jusino

Teresa Jusino (she/her) is a native New Yorker and a proud Puerto Rican, Jewish, bisexual woman with ADHD. She's been writing professionally since 2010 and was a former TMS assistant editor from 2015-18. Now, she's back as a contributing writer. When not writing about pop culture, she's writing screenplays and is the creator of your future favorite genre show. Teresa lives in L.A. with her brilliant wife. Her other great loves include: Star Trek, The Last of Us, anything by Brian K. Vaughan, and her Level 5 android Paladin named Lal.