Things We Saw Today: Walk Your Dog Like a Xenomorph Queen With the Facehugger Leash

Finally subjugate those dangerous alien murder machines and make them help walk your adorable pet with the Facehugger leash. Just… make sure it’s securely fashioned, OK? Don’t take any chances. (via Topless Robot)

• A dedicated family of Guardians of the Galaxy fans created an incredibly detailed, life-size Groot swing in their back yard. Director James Gunn had it on his Instagram, but it was removed—probably so everyone in the world didn’t start asking the family to build them one, because dang, it is amazing. (via Neatorama)
• And by the way, while you were watching movies about space exploration, the International Space Station actually pulled emergency maneuvers to dodge dangerous flying space debris in orbit. Chew on that, Gravity. (via io9)

Don’t have time for serious cosplay? ThinkGeek has got your back—and front, and head, and face—with Star-Lord and Rocket zip up hoodies. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

• Science has discovered a virus that makes humans less intelligent, so if you catch an typos here, that’s my my excuse the reason. (via io9)
• The musical Nevermore: The Imaginary Life And Mysterious Death Of Edgar Allan Poe is coming to New World Stages in New York City! (via Deadline)

Well this is a very nice silver arrow necklace from Tiffany & Co. and gee I wonder where they got that idea.

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