Chris Pratt, Can You Stop Being a Charming Son of a Gun for Two Seconds?!

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Seriously, knock it off with the being cute and enthusiastically singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” at Wrigley Field, Pratt. ‘Cause I’m starting to feel like you’re a robot sent down from Jupiter by a species of reptilian overlords who want to lull us into a false sense of complacency so we don’t raise too much of a ruckus when they start turning us into pod people. I don’t want to be a pod person.

Below the cut, courtesy of MLB.com, is a gif of him throwing out the first pitch at a Cubs game yesterday.

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Look at that adorable shrug. Ugh. I don’t know if I want to slap him or hug him.

(via Pajiba)

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