Harrison Ford Is Really Angry About The Smurfs [Video]

Today is a Good Day For Someone Else To Die

Harrison Ford was in a movie that came out this weekend, and that movie was not The Smurfs. So why in the name of all that’s good and holy would his wife (Calista Flockhart) be taking their son to see The Smurfs? What is wrong with her? Ford recounted the tale of utter betrayal to Conan O’Brien on his show last night and displayed some seriously grizzled (aka “Ford-style”) anger towards his box office rival. Okay, spoiler: Harrison Ford murdered a Smurf on Conan last night.

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