Hello Kitty Chainsaw: ‘Nuff Said.

Finally: the terrifying steampunk future portrayed in Hello Kitty Online makes sense. While the Hello Kitty Chainsaw is puzzlingly unavailable on Sanrio’s website, and may in fact be entirely made up by the Internet, we are kind of digging the sparkly bronze-studded chain and the cursive “I love you” on the blade. Aww.

Also, if you haven’t already seen it from the ancient days of Internet c. 2007, some custom gunmakers actually built a real, buyable Hello Kitty Assault rifle, with which you can exercise your Second Amendment rights and your passion for pink, all for a mere $1072.95.

(Kitty Hell via Topless Robot)