This 22 Pound, 47,000 Calorie Marzipan Pig Is Creepier Than It Has Any Right To Be

Jonas Laberg needed a Christmas gift for two little girls, aged 5 and 7. Naturally, his mind immediately leaped to making a 22 pound (10 kilogram) 47,000 calorie marzipan pig with creepily detailed features. Why he thought it was a good idea in the first place is anyone’s guess, but the good news is that he decided it might just be a little too creepy. Of course, now he just has a 22 pound, 47,000 calorie marzipan pig with creepily detailed features hanging around. Any takers?

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(jonaslaberg’s place via Boing Boing)

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