When they're not ripping out each other's circuits or trading histrionic catchphrases back and forth, even the mightiest of Autobot and Decepticon warriors enjoys kicking back and letting all their troubles and PTSD melt away on the comfort of their living room couch. Sadly, never has this piece of home furnishing been made in the same scale as Transformers figures of our youth, forced to remain standing and never experience the simple pleasure of reclining back or laying their metallic heads on an armrest -- until now! Takara Tomy, the Japanese manufacturer of Transformers toys, has finally heard our incessant pleas for a practical, yet stylish, couch fit for Optimus Prime and is currently offering printable papercraft furniture on the their official website. So if you're handy with a pair of scissors and tape, this is something you owe it to yourself to check out.
If you don't just like Stephen Colbert, but really like him, and if you've got $5000 to spare, then has Etsy vendor mattcharlan got the couch for you.
The couch creates a forced perspective, with the appropriate subject matter of Stephen Colbert... I must say, look at all the pictures, the face changes as you move about the room. People will gravitate to the percise place in the room looking for where the face is most accurate. While you round them up make sure your finger is ready on the dead switch to the trap door to you basement where you keep all Colbert Couch huff puff nay sayers.As several Regretsy commenters note, Colbert has some serious guyliner going on there. (Stephen Colbert Couch via Regretsy)