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Chris Pratt Teaches Pratt Child the Pledge of Allegiance, Be Still My Heart

Please let him have taught the raptors, too.
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Published: May 28, 2015 04:20 pm
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Meant to post this on #MemorialDay but I was in China and my phone wasn’t working. I’m proud to be American. I’m blessed to get to travel the world! #IPledgeAllegiance

Posted by Chris Pratt on Wednesday, May 27, 2015

I’ve got a lot of qualms about the Pledge of Allegiance (blame Canadian Montessori schools, I guess), but Pratt teaching petite Pratt the Pledge of Allegiance is giving me all kinds of Officer and a Gentleman feelings. Besides, maybe mini-Macklin needs to learn how to recite it before he can start cracking cases? Either way, ‘Murica! (Within reason.)

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