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Penguin and Polar Bear Ice Cubes Are Cool, Encourage Awful Puns

In the ancient times, a sage philosopher once asked the famous question “what’s cooler than being cool?” Now, you all know from your years and years of schooling that the appropriate answer is “ice cold,” but there is more to it than that my friends; it’s about being ice cold and making self-aware references to it. Enter Polar-Ice from Monos.

The ice cubes produced by these trays are cool in more ways than one. They are made out of ice, for example. Also, they utilize high-tech iceberg technology to ensure that your icy polar animals stay afloat above the water as their ice floes flow around in your drink. That is, until they start melting. Commentary on global warming anyone? Clearly, if you’re looking for ice cubes fraught with meaning and enjoy watching an ecosystem slowly dissolve in your drink, these are the ice cubes for you. All the cool kids are using them.

(Monos via Super Punch)

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