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My Spidey Sense Is Tingling

NSFW: Black Widow & Hawkeye Aren’t Left Out Of This Fake Avengers Sex Toy Line



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Did we say Not Safe For Work? NSFW! Tumblr user Sarmai created “6 pieces of pleasure” based on the characters from Marvel’s The Avengers. When we saw them we made this face and figured you might enjoy them if we shared. And by “enjoy” we don’t mean actually enjoy, because these aren’t real. But if they were, I have a feeling they’d fly off the shelves faster than then you can say, Excelsior!

(via Bookoisseur, image via SuperheroScreencaps)

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  • Anonymous

    Well at least hawkeye hits the spot, I’ll show myself out now.

  • R4ch43L

    The Hulk will now haunt my dreams forever.

  • chrissypants

    None for loki?

  • Anonymous

    I thought the same thing!

  • Ashe

    Shut up and take my…um. Ahem.

    These are pretty NEAT.

  • Christopher LaHaise

    I’m pretty sure my wife would like the Black Widow. She has something similar that I’d picked up for her, and it became her favourite toy ever.

  • Anonymous

    And now we wait for the Spider-Man variant edition.

  • Anonymous

    And now we wait for the Spider-Man variant edition.

  • Robert Vary

    I’ve gotta give them credit for working the theme into their function rather than just the color scheme.

  • Anonymous

    Wow. That Hulk one is a sight to behold. That thing would rip me to shreds, but I cannot look away.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Disney will be clamoring for royalties.

  • Anonymous

    I would have thought Cap would have come with a hot and cold option.

  • Project Dan

    That Asgardian one looks like it would make me… Thor.

    Thank you, goodnight!

  • Robert Vary

    HA! That would’ve been brilliant.

  • Anonymous

    Hulk smash indeed…

  • Juli Mayers

    Not sure if I am impressed or sad for knowing Ladies and Gents a vast majority of these are all just recolored and tweaked versions of some of Lelos wonderful brand… example Black Widow is the Nea…. Pretty sure Cap or Thor is the Iris and the Hawkeye is Nexus.

    …I’m going to the special hell.

  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi

    There’s no shame in being familiar with adult toys. :)

  • LifeLessons

    Yes. I was just thinking that Hawkeye had the best abilities and could hit two places at one. ;)

  • Anonymous

    And they said he was useless.

  • Anonymous
  • Adam R. Charpentier

    He’s a Trickster, so…would it spontaneously shut off and randomly change speeds?

  • Ross Van Loan

    Hulk HUNG!

  • Lisa Hager

    I wonder what would Agent Coulson’s or Nick Fury’s look like?

  • Anonymous

    “Huh…so that’s what it does.”

  • Clara Zawadzki

    like for “special hell” ^_^

  • Anonymous

    Your special hell sounds like the one where all the fun happens. Which if I remember Dante at all, was also where all the great thinkers of antiquity were set up.

    Hell was a lot more interesting than Heaven in the Comedy….

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, well it’s not only women who can use Hawkeye. I mean, didn’t he change teams for Loki?

  • Gary Keyes

    LOL!

  • Katie Frederick

    Loki isn’t an Avenger. (Though, I suppose if they ever have a Villain line…)

  • Anonymous

    I can see that happening, but still…

  • http://sarahsavant.wordpress.com/ Sarah Savant

    Thor is the Stronic Eins by Fun Factory and if you saw that thing in action, it’s an even more appropriate choice for the God of Thunder.

    Cap is a Lelo, so is Hawkeye.

    Black Widow is not the Nea. I don’t recognize her.

  • Ross Van Loan

    Thor wouldn’t be sore.

  • Ashe

    That is so fiendish.

  • http://shiftercat.livejournal.com/ ShifterCat

    I think all of them except the Hulk are based on LELO toys. Which would explain it.

  • http://shiftercat.livejournal.com/ ShifterCat

    I have a Nea, and I’m pretty sure the Black Widow is based on it. (Well, not mine specifically. But… you know.)

  • Emily Neenan

    Kickstarter, anyone?

  • Anonymous

    I want both the Thor and the Hulk, but the Hulk is more of an aspirational goal. Something to work toward.

  • Kalynn Osburn

    Talk to me when you have a Loki.

  • Kalynn Osburn

    No, but it would make you KNEEL!

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Until Hulk gets involved, of course.

  • chrissypants

    Well it just says from “The Avengers” not “avengers team only”

  • Anonymous

    You sound like fun. But not like that kind of fun. Just the kind of fun where…*walks out. walks into wall*

  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi

    That’s just my wording, the creator just made the Avengers, their decision.

  • Victoria Bowman-Steinour

    Super Hero sex toys? Those exist! And they’re silicone! http://www.docjohnson.com/new-products/super-hung-heroes.html

  • Anonymous

    NO LOKI???? So WHAT if he’s the villain?? He’s one of the hottest one of them–I’d MUCH rather use that one than Captain America….

  • Anonymous

    That was my response too. THAT’S the one I’d be most interested in…

  • Anonymous

    XD Works for me. ;)

  • Anonymous

    So is the HULK dildo’s slogan going to be, “It gets BIGGER”?
    I figured this would be an inflatable dildo by natural demand.

  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi
  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi

    http://www.themarysue.com/superhero-package/#0 We learned of these later. :)

  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi

    Yeah, they wound up sending us the entire line, presumably after the saw us post these fake ones. It was quite the event in our office: http://www.themarysue.com/superhero-package/#0

  • Lindsay-Ann Morrison

    I ordered them for a giggle.