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Conspiracy Nut to NASA, “You Should Have Investigated That Rock Harder for Aliens, I’m Suing You”


In case you didn’t know, about two weeks ago NASA announced that it had found this rock where they hadn’t expected it to be. All of a sudden the thing had just appeared in a location they’d already photographed it conspicuously not being.

No, the answer was not aliens.

NASA eventually concluded that the rock probably was moved there when the Curiosity Rover had done a tight turn 1-2 meters from where the rock is now, and used it as an opportunity to study the effects of being flipped over. That is, to study the effect Mars’ environment has on a native surface that hasn’t been oriented towards the sun and elements for a while.

Now a gentleman who is suing NASA for negligent science, for not coming to the obvious conclusion that that rock is actually a mushroom, and therefore evidence of life on Mars.

Our sister site Geekosystem has spoken with him directly.

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  • http://zadl.org/ Captain ZADL

    … the hell?

  • Cameron Hays

    Conspiracy nuts tend to be the most entertaining comedy on the internet. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

  • SuperFubar

    Maybe the rock is an alien

  • Dave

    Yeah, like those crazy wackos that use to accuse the government of spying on us and tapping our phones for no reason. Silly conspiracy nuts. Everyone knows you can believe everything any government agency tells you. They have never lied to the public about anything. /sarcasm

  • Anonymous

    The career of Rhawn Joseph, neuroscientist turned alien consparicist, reminds me of the man that used to hang out outside the geology labs at my uni, handing out pamphlets about how plate tectonics are a lie and patiently explaining to anyone who’d listen that he wasnt one of those crazy conspiracy people, he had a phd in mathematics.

  • John W

    Why didn’t I become a lawyer? So many people just giving them money.

  • Nuuni Nuunani

    Conscience?

  • http://www.according2robyn.blogspot.com/ According2Robyn

    Wait, you can sue someone for negligent science?

    Heh heh heh. I’m taking a lawyer into the lab tomorrow, and people are going to start doing experiments my way.

  • Charlie

    I read that other interview and the guy reminds me of The Riddler. Obvious egomania is obvious.

  • Charlie

    I find their fictions entertaining at least.

  • Axe Armor

    Therefore aliens.