Isabella Rossellini Teaches Animal Attraction To Adults In A Very Childlike Manner

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Before you press play, let us warn you that this video is very NSFW…in a very peculiar way. It involves famed actress Isabella Rossellini dressed up as a female duck, being propositioned (forcibly at one point) for mating by paper ducks. I said it was peculiar, didn’t I? It’s part of Rossellini’s Sundance Channel series Green Porno. The series of shorts were conceived, written, and directed by Rossellini. They began in 2008 and had three short seasons. She’s covered everything from dolphins and seahorse to spiders and deer. If you’re interested, you can watch a few more of the scientifically accurate sketches on the Sundance website or their YouTube channel. What I love the most is how amazingly secure Rossellini is to be able to dress up the way she does in these and just have fun with it. There aren’t many people who could say the words “corkscrew penis” and keep a straight face.


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