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How to Time Travel, Clone Dinosaurs, and Make a Lightsaber, According to Ikea


I could make some joke here about how Ikea directions always make me feel like I’m expected to build something that’s bigger on the inside, but I actually have never had that much trouble following Ikea directions THERE I SAID IT.

Seriously, if you’ve ever put together some Lego sets, you already have all the experience you need.

No, the problem I always seem to have is with the furniture where you have to pick up extra parts that aren’t expressly mentioned all over the boxes of the parts you already have, and I find that I’ve left a vital element of a bed, like the bits that hold up the mattress, at the warehouse. And then I sleep on the couch.

 

(via College Humor.)

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  • http://twitter.com/tjdimacali TJ Dimacali

    Good thing Jarjar Bink doesn’t come with the Litsabbur XD

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey!

    I’m sorry, that made me squee.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=525535616 Bridget Marie Blodgett

    I like how the inside of the Tardis (not included) is six sided but you only need 4 door pieces.

  • Ian

    This is a shameless repost. I’m upset with Stumble Upon users for directing me here rather than to college humor.

  • http://twitter.com/SwoodTX Sarah Wood

    Goodness if only real ikea instructions were this simple

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    I was wrong, I owe my life to this site.

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     FUNNY stuff! Very nice artwork as well!!

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    Too bad everyone associates Moffat’s BS “timey wimey” idiocy with Doctor Who. I can’t wait til that tool’s reign ends and the show has a chance to get good again.

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R2FMHKH5PXMKNIJ5PDG37N4SVQ Erin

    Um, I actually adore IKEA’s directions.  I’ve built quite a few complicated items from IKEA, including a queen sized bed, and I have never had a problem.  However, when faced with building a TV stand from Target… those were quite possibly the worst directions I’ve ever seen in my life.

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    Funny stuff. But I must speak on behalf of my country and say, once and for all, the letter “ü” is german (and turkish, and maybe more), not Swedish.

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    Trans dimensional space not included for the TARDIS? 

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  • Anonymous

    Uh… Okay, I guess I’m not as big a Doctor Who fan as I thought. What are you talking about?

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    .And the TARDIS has an infinite number of dowels. As it should be.

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