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Fake Trailer Asks Burning Question: What If George Lucas Struck Back? [Video]

by Jamie Frevele | 1:14 pm, June 1st

It’s Star Wars meets Shawshank Redemption meets Old Boy! This fan-made fake trailer about what we’d really like to think happened to George Lucas between the first and second Star Wars trilogies is the biggest case of wishful thinking we’ve had all day. Maybe if we wish for it hard enough, it will be real. And kudos to the girl playing Leia — because she actually looks like Carrie Fisher.

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Just my opinion, but sometime I wish people would let it go. I mean, some people hate the new ones, and some people don’t mind them. Personally I think it’s presumptuous to tell the creator of a movie series how he did it wrong. Star Wars is George Lucas’s and he can do whatever he wants with it.
Eric Bazilio

“Some” people hate it? Your statistics sense is flawed.

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