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Etsy User Will Photoshop Nicholas Cage’s Head on Your Body for $12

Need a picture of Nicolas Cage’s head photoshopped onto your body in 2 hours or less? First of all, what is wrong with you? Second, there’s someone who will be more than happy to do that. Etsy user JazzberryBlue is currently running a promotion where he will perform this service for you at the low, low cost of $12. That’s not even the only dish on the menu.

For $12 you get the standard Cagification, but you can purchase extras as well.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:
Devilish Eyes…………………….0.99 cents
Battle Wound…………………….0.99 cents
Herpes………………………………0.99 cents
Flying Squirrel…………………..0.99 cents
Ominous Black Cat……………0.99 cents
Christian Slater………………….0.99 cents

How can you pass up prices like that? And what if you already look suspiciously like Nicolas Cage? Or are Nicolas Cage? JazzberryBlue will be more than happy to provide a de-Cagification process and make you look less like the Cage for a mere $6. You might think that anyone who would do such a thing must really be into Nicolas Cage. Not so! Jazzberry provides a much more boring explanation:

i dont want to do this, nor will i gain any personal satisfaction… im not some twisted nic cage fan, i dont even watch movies and i cant explain why he haunts my dreams…. i am doing this because i need 12$

Whether this is a desperate plea for 12 dollars, or some sort of publicity stunt, I think we can all agree it’s amusing. And whether or not you find a Cagified version of yourself to be worth 12 dollars, you have to admit it’s nice to know you have the option, right?

(via Uproxx)

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