comScore

Wait, what?

Looks like you came here from Geekosystem. Don't worry, everything is still here. We've just combined forces with The Mary Sue to bring you more and better content, all in one place.

Dorkly Calls These Mutant Powers “Mildly Convenient,” But We Still Want All Of Them

VERY, Dorkly. The word you're looking for is VERY.

Screen Shot 2014-08-21 at 4.51.45 PM

Superpowers are sort of a mixed bag; for every mutant who can summon the incredible power of lightning and thunder at her command, there’s another one who can melt toasters. I think I speak for the whole Mary Sue team when I say that if we had literally any of these powers, though, they would make our lives so much better. Especially that last one. Oh, man.

(via Dorkly)

Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

Filed Under |

© 2014 The Mary Sue   |   About UsAdvertiseNewsletterJobsContributorsComment PolicyPrivacyUser AgreementDisclaimerContactArchives RSS

Dan Abrams, Founder
  1. Mediaite
  2. The Mary Sue
  3. Styleite
  4. The Braiser
  5. SportsGrid
  6. Gossip Cop