Please Watch This Live Performance Of Rob Cantor’s “Shia LaBeouf,” AKA The Actual Cannibal Song

My God, there's blood everywhere!

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Dearest, most beloved readers. I do not care if you have have never before heard the 2012 masterpiece song “Shia LaBeouf” by former Tally Hall member and current solo artist Rob Cantor, or if you know nothing about the corresponding memes that accompany that song. Nor do I care what your own personal feelings towards the recent antics of actor LaBeouf may be. And I especially don’t give a crap if you’re busy at work. You must watch this, right now. All the way to the end. Do it.

You’re welcome.

Oh, also, you can purchase a single of the above live recording here. Do that too. LaBeouf commands it.

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