Contrary to your very safe assumptions, the Windsor Hum is not a well-regarded shoegaze band. It is not a deviant sex act practiced exclusively on the frozen tundra of Canada. And not, it's not the plaintive wail of the Yeti across the lonesome plains. Okay, actually it might be that last thing -- we don't really know. The Canadian government is aiming to find the source of the mysterious "Windsor Hum," an unexplained sound plaguing Windsor, Ontario that is slowly driving residents of the city insane. Okay, well, maybe not insance, but it's definitely irking them.