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Woman with insomnia goes on date with older man. Then he confesses he slipped melatonin in her food: ‘I wanted you to…sleep perfect’

By Mar 15th
‘Washing the top is mandatory’: Man drinks Coca-Cola from bottle. Then he reveals why you should think twice before drinking from a can

By Oct 7th
‘This is crazy I had no idea’: Woman unzips Memory Foam Mattress to clean it. What she sees next puts her in a hazmat suit

By Aug 16th
DVDs and Blu-Rays Will Now Contain Two Unskippable, Ten Second Copyright Warnings

By May 10th