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Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Dec 9th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
Donald Trump is blaming a former president’s drug trafficking conviction on Joe Biden amid pardon controversy

By Dec 1st
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st
Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims

By Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Nov 30th
Katie Miller mocks Marjorie Taylor Greene over feud with Trump, says she has ‘main character syndrome’

By Nov 30th
‘That’s it. I want a King’: Laura Loomer dreams of fascism because it’s the only way someone like her could even pretend to matter

By Nov 28th
Melania was spotted smiling and holding hands with Trump, and people are convinced it’s a fake body double

By Nov 27th
Sen. Mark Kelly is under investigation by the U.S. Dept. of War for a so-called ‘seditious’ video

By Nov 26th
A day after Trump announced ‘something good may be happening’ about the Russia-Ukraine war, Putin has launched an attack on Kyiv

By Nov 25th
According to Trump, Biden and Zelenskyy are to blame for the war, and Ukraine owes him a thank-you note

By Nov 24th
‘The president is very frank and honest’: Karoline Leavitt is working overtime to defend Trump’s ‘Piggy’ insult

By Nov 24th
‘Quiet, Piggy’: The President of the United States just insulted a female reporter

By Nov 20th
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Nov 20th
Donald Trump fantasizes about outpolling the Founding Fathers, but 76% of voters say he’s losing to inflation

By Nov 20th
The world’s loudest narcissist just called himself ‘modest’ before bragging about imaginary achievements. Spoiler: it was Donald Trump

By Nov 20th