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America Is Naming More Babies “Khaleesi” Than “Betsy”

"I see no babes, only dragonspawn."

Nerdy parents are now claiming what is theirs with fire, blood, and an enthusiasm for strong female role models from pop culture: statistics from the Social Security Administration reveal that in 2012 America welcomed more babies named Khaleesi than Betsy. Adorable baby cosplay pics or it didn't happen, SSA!

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Federal Worker Receives Formal Reprimand for Flatulence

Farting while in the presence of others is an age-old tradition. Certain comedians have made a fair chunk of change off of similar comedic gestures. South Park wouldn't be what it is today without fart jokes. Still, letting one go with coworkers nearby is perhaps the worst kind of workplace sin. Nobody wants to smell what you ate, digested, and are preparing to "part" with. Federal employees are no exception. According to a letter dated December 10th, one federal worker for the Social Security Administration has been officially reprimanded for "uncontrollable flatulence." That's not the weirdest part.

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